The doormats are 18" X 27".  Made from 100% Olefin Indoor/Outdoor
carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color-fast inks.
Background Color:  Tan

$19.95

M142  "Desperate Housecats"
("Desperate" color is red)

M214  "Please Don't Ring Bell"
("Cat Is Napping" color is red)

M494 "Meow Meow"

M61 "This Is Not A Joke"
If you ever want to see these people
again, bring me 5 lbs. of fresh tuna in
a plain brown bag. The Cat

M19   "The Cat"
and its housekeeping staff
reside here

M69  "Cat Is Nuts"

M138  "The Cat, Day 751"

My captors continue to torment me
with bizarre dangling objects.  They
eat lavish meals in my presence while
I am forced to subsist on dry cereal.
The only thing that keeps me going is
the hope of eventual escape... that,
and the satisfaction I get from
occasionally ruining some piece of
furniture. I fear I may be going insane.