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The doormats are 18" x 27", made from 100% Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color-fast inks.


Dog Doormats

Do You Feel Lucky? The Dog

 

Price - $19.95

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Reminder: Do Not Jump On The Nice People.

(we're pretty sure our dog can read.)

Price - $19.95

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Home of a Loyal and Spoiled Rescued Dog

 

Price - $19.95

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Make Food Not War

 

Price - $19.95

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We're So Excited

Price - $19.95

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Dog Is Hiding

Price - $19.95

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This Is Not A Joke

Price - $19.95

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Beware

Price - $19.95

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The Dog

and it's housekeeping staff reside here.

Price - $19.95

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Don't Make Me Come Out There

Price - $19.95

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Wipe Your Paws

Price - $19.95

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Dog Is Nuts

Price - $19.95

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Dog Is Not A Biter

Price - $19.95

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The Dog, Day 751

 My captors continues to torment me with bizarre rubber squeek toys.  They eat lavish meals in my presence while I am forced to subsist on dry cereal.  The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of eventual escape... that, and the satisfaction I get from occasionally ruining some piece of furniture.  I fear I may be going insane.

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Our Vet

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Big Dog Inside

Price - $19.95

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Dog Flunked

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Devoted Dog Person

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Ring Doorbell

Price - $19.95

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Ask Not For Whom The Dog Barks.

It barks for thee.

Price - $19.95

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Water. Nasty Dry Crap

 

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Our Boxer's a Lover, Not a Fighter.

 

Price - $19.95

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There Are Two Kinds of Dogs,

Chihuahuas and Chi-wannabes.

Price - $19.95

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Dachshund

It's German for "adorable".

Price - $19.95

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If You Don't Like Dogs,

You don't know Jacks.

Price - $19.95

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Silence is Golden.

(Goldens aren't silent.)

Price - $19.95

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No Doodling Around...

A full-blooded Labrador Retriever lives here.

Price - $19.95

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There's nothing standard about our Poodle

 

Price - $19.95

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Have You Hugged A Pug Today?

 

Price - $19.95

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Schnauzer

It's German for "barks for no reason whatsoever."

Price - $19.95

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Shih Tzu

It's Mandarin for "Lap Warmer"

Price - $19.95

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